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Story: Rupert Goodwins' Diary
Posted by: Alex Daulby (Saturday 10 January 2004, 1:00 PM)
Fear not, as a tiny minnion working on behalf of the mighty Microsoft corporation, i can exclusively reveal that the much anticipated Windows Longhorn project, will have a fully functioning, cross compatible better than Linux, Windows Pig Stacking Wizard TM.
Rumours at the top level that an independant was attempting to develop an open source version of the application (Swinux) lead to a policy shift and a massive R+D budget overspend. Mr Gates is expected to formally anounce the new stratergy in a key note speach at the 2004 livestock and circus performers tradeshow in Michigan.
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