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Story: Free Google email service to launch 'in weeks'

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Posted by: James A. "JIM" Brandes (Tuesday 21 February 2006, 8:50 PM)

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My Dear Friends at GOOGLE,

WOW, Dear Google, I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am over this possibility.

I pray someone at GOOGLE can see to it the following is linked to all searches available through GOOGLE for each event or name listed in the work below:

My Sincere Thank-x,

James A. "JIM" Brandes
http://www.pilgrimpapa.com

“A B C”
A-ll B-randes C-reations

Copyright © 2006
By: James A. Brandes

Written at the suggestion of my Friend & Attorney
Philip Lee Eyerman

From Friday to Saturday
10th to the 11th of February 2006
Between 11:30 PM to 3:46 AM

1.
No cartoons here my friends
So I shouldn’t anyone offend
Only “THEE TRUTH” as received by me
Some of it hidden, some you can see

2.
Unlike the book, “The Da Vinci Code”
My writings take on a whole new mode
For what I write is not from me alone
But part of my ETERNAL home

3.
As now I find in retrospect, I see
Someone’s out to attempt destroying me
But, alas NO MAN can hold back ETERNAL TRUTH
Which GOD has revealed to me, since I was but a youth

4.
For years now I scribed in poetic verse
Things; some funny, some good, some worse
Like when I said, Barbara Walters had hang ups too
The statement was still very true

5.
I ended by saying what would be best
Was if God would provide, for her some rest
Of President Ronald Reagan, I would also scribe
About when meeting him, in which I show my pride

6.
But of Barbra Streisand, I would relay
A “Nightmare of Flowers” given one fateful day
As at my Website it’s not with pride
I ask you read my account, and then you decide
7.
Or what about General Mark Clark, who becomes my friend
Or Mary Pickford and Buddy Rogers, the list never ends
Dare I mention, Prince Charles and Camilla, Royalty
Or William, Diane or Even The Queen, an Extremely Regal family

8.
Dare I tell of the two Witnesses Dead in the streets
That will come alive, once my missions complete
Or other outstanding Revelations
That will change the course and design of many Nations

9.
Or my val-a-dateable accounts like: “SOMEWHERE IN TIME”
Or of Genevieve, who was twice a LOVE of mine
Having just died, at almost one hundred and one
I wonder if yet another life will soon have begun

10.
Then there’s John Carroll and Lucille Ryman his wife
And People Magazine who called me twice
About to print my awesome story
Until out of fear, Lucille worried as to who would get the GLORY

11.
Denying the very account she suggested I send
So once and for all the gossip could be put to an end
Either Barbra or she has awesome control
And was able to squelch the story, before it was told

12.
While I’m close to death, I’m not dead yet
Unless this poem becomes a fatal regret
But if you took the time to read all my poems
You’d know I don’t fear my future home

13.
Why, while it seems Oprah Winfrey continues to ignore me
Which is beyond anything I dreamed could ever be
I continue to have total faith in her mind
Even if she chooses to leave my words behind

14.
A man on her staff, Bill Rizzo by name
Once began to view my video, frame by frame
I was driving for J B Hunt, when they contacted me
At the time I felt sure the world would finally see

15.
But this was back sometime around 1980 friends
And what’s occurred since, has yet to find its end
Even Ted Koppel, most likely never heard
The kind thoughts of him I scribed in word

16.
You see, some of what I’ve created friend
To the realm of music did ascend
The song: “US” which I knew Barbra should sing
But I couldn’t get her attention no matter what I’d send or bring

17.
Over three thousand flowers, didn’t even do the trick
So for years now I’ve felt completely licked
But I tell you friends, GOD is still in control
And it is HE WHO NOW SPEAKS; guiding both my pen and soul

18.
And I’ve been told the opera’s not over, until “The Fat Lady Sings” you see
But in this case it’s “The Fat Man” who’s 6’8” 300+ lbs, that

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