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Story: There's no worm in your Apple - honest

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Posted by: Walter Medea (Tuesday 2 November 2004, 2:51 PM)

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"Symantec declared that Mac owners were protected if they had kept their antivirus software up to date."

The Bush administration declared that American Mac owners were protected if they remained in a perpetual state of fear and shut up and did what they were told.

The American Association of Dentists declared that Mac owners were protected if they brushed 3 times a day and had a checkup every 60 days.

The Wizards Alliance declared that Mac owners were protected if they carried a WA approved talisman at all times. WA approved talismans are now 33% off, and include a special anti-terrorist charm bracelet! Buy now!

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