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Story: Microsoft's EU proposal is monstrous, says Samba

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Posted by: Tom Cully (Monday 7 February 2005, 9:03 PM)

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Breaking News Feb 8th, 2016: Microsoft Lobbys European Courts to Introduce "Breathing Microsoft Air" Royalties:

Microsoft, having only in the last year diversified into Energy and Life Support Systems - MWP (Microsoft Water and Power), are, just days after re-launching a recently acquired brand of some distinction ( "MicroCoke" ), now introducing a new charge designed to bill users for breathing the especially pure air that is blown through the cooling fans on the companies' new line of MicroVidia and MicroBM machines - air recently proved by MS Scientists to have "rejuvenating properties".

What will those crazy kids at Redmond think of next?

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