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Story: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'

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Posted by: Xwindowsjunkie (Thursday 18 September 2008, 7:16 PM)

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Well that explains the Start button

When you want to STOP Windows you have to push the Start button. Maybe somebody has already patented the STOP button.

One of these days Microsoft will be issued a patent for the software virus, the Trojan and the worm.

Oh I forgot, they wrote Internet Explorer! That's "prior art"!

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