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Toilet Paper Pokes Fun At Dot-com Bottom
News Two entrepreneurs have created a line of novelty toilet paper printed to look like ticker tape spewing off the stock prices of struggling dot-coms. Demand for the toilet paper is coming from surprising places, Zappa said.
[August 20, 2001, 13:31]
Log On With The Microsoft Internet Toilet
News Microsoft is taking the Internet into new territories with the announcement of an internet toilet. Anybody who has ever used a toilet at Glastonbury or a similar festival may well question the logic of such a move.
[May 8, 2003, 8:44]
Sat-Nav Leads German To Toilet
Blog Here's a comedy tale from Germany, about a guy whose satellite navigation system led him straight into a portable lavatory. According to the guys at The Register, when the device ordered him to "turn right now" he immediately twisted the wheel...
[October 24, 2006, 11:20]
Microsoft: Internet Toilet Was A Prank
News Microsoft claims that the iLoo, an outhouse with a built-in terminal for Web browsing, was an April Fools' Day gag -- even though it was announced on 2 May. The Redmond, Washington-based software giant said on Monday that news that MSN UK was...
[May 13, 2003, 8:19]
Sharman Clamps Down On Kazaa Lite K++
Talkback maybe charmin toilet paper will sue sharman for stealing their name and changing the spelling? they both belong in the toilet anyway ;)
[August 21, 2004, 15:24]
IBM Eliminates Loo Patent
News IBM has quietly eliminated a patent it received on a method for determining who gets to use the toilet next. The patent office probably should have disposed of the patent application on the toilet reservation system instead of granting it, said...
[October 14, 2002, 8:37]
Bouncing Little Robots Aid The US Police And Military
News Worse still the blighters look unnervingly like toilet rolls. Tiny robots that jump and roll around and are "shaped like toilet rolls" (for what reason we don't know) are at this very moment being developed by the US police and military to spy on...
[November 11, 1999, 12:17]
Ballmer 'vowed To Kill Google'
Talkback A word of advice to bully boy Ballmer "SHUT YOUR FREAKIN MOUTH " you aint worth the price of a piece of USED toilet paper ( and for those out there that lack the brain to work this one out then use a piece of toilet paper for it's designed use...
[September 5, 2005, 21:42]
Friday: Flushing Away The ILoo
Blog It seems that the Microsoft Internet Toilet is no more. Friday 16/05/2003Woe is me. They've made a big job of canning it, though: once the Redmondians got wind of the UK iLoo, they kicked up a stink and said 'Sorry, it was just a hoax'.
[May 16, 2003, 17:59]
Software Giant Threatens Mikerowesoft
Talkback I guess I'd better take my angelsoft.com site down before I'm taken to court by the toilet paper cartel.
[January 19, 2004, 15:57]
Software Giant Threatens Mikerowesoft
Talkback I suspect angelsoft.com is more likely to be taken to court by GOD than the toilet paper companies! heheheheh
[January 20, 2004, 1:48]
Jesse Berst: How AOL Beat Microsoft To Win Your Future
News but good toilet seats. America Online makes lousy plumbing (remember its infamous 19-hour outage? Now, in AOL's latest effort to make an increasingly important function easier and more comfortable, the online giant is rolling out the Net equivalent...
[July 1, 1999, 9:02]
Cloning Cherie Booth And Pals
Blog Comment Interesting Sponsored Link to this blog - "Luxury Toilet Hire" A truly frightening thought - surely there are enough lawyers especially in Parliament - thankfully only a virtual cloning.
[December 18, 2006, 21:29]
Microsoft Wins £500m NHS Contract
Talkback Decisions like this really anger me, this is the same NHS thats supposingly so strapped of cash, to just throw another half a billion pounds down the toilet? The taxpayers definately do not have their say.
[November 4, 2004, 11:08]
Ex Luna Scientia
Blog The asteroid, three times the size of Wales", "If you laid out every sheet of toilet paper used in the Emirates Stadium over the course of 90 minutes, it would cover the same area as three football pitches", "The iPod is about the size of a packet...
[October 29, 2006, 14:49]
The Apple Of Symantec's Eye
Talkback A reminder to wash your hands after going to the toilet? Geez Louise, what the hell is a sanitary reminder? Is it: A reminder from the female of the species to pick up sanitary napkins/pads from the shop?
[September 30, 2005, 2:56]
Top 10 Data Destruction Disasters
News Toilet Trauma One man became so mad with his malfunctioning laptop computer, he threw it into the toilet and flushed a couple of times. One man brought in a hard drive in a wet plastic bag. He said he had read on the Internet that if you place a...
[August 22, 2005, 11:45]
Putting The Pressure On Outside Suppliers
News CFOs are scrutinising everything from the cost of toilet paper and printing to consulting services and contingent labour cost. It's a fact of life in the post-bubble era, and the smartest companies are figuring out how to get more cost efficiency...
[October 20, 2003, 11:55]
Home Networking Buzzing At CES
News The (talking) toilet will be most interesting and most helpful," Joseph said. That is the vision to be presented this week at the massive Winter Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. All in all, more than 1,800 makers of everything from stereos...
[January 7, 1999, 14:35]
Amazon Strengthens Ties With Drugstore.com
News Under the agreement, Drugstore.com, which markets everything from toilet paper to prescription pharmaceuticals, becomes a fulfilment partner for certain products sold through Amazon. Amazon.com has expanded a deal with Drugstore.com to establish a...
[December 19, 2003, 10:05]
