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Toilet paper pokes fun at dot-com bottom
News Two entrepreneurs have created a line of novelty toilet paper printed to look like ticker tape spewing off the stock prices of struggling dot-coms. Demand for the toilet paper is coming from surprising places, Zappa said.
[August 20, 2001, 13:31]
Log on with the Microsoft Internet toilet
News Microsoft is taking the Internet into new territories with the announcement of an internet toilet. Anybody who has ever used a toilet at Glastonbury or a similar festival may well question the logic of such a move.
[May 8, 2003, 8:44]
Microsoft: Internet toilet was a prank
News Microsoft claims that the iLoo, an outhouse with a built-in terminal for Web browsing, was an April Fools' Day gag -- even though it was announced on 2 May. The Redmond, Washington-based software giant said on Monday that news that MSN UK was...
[May 13, 2003, 8:19]
Sat-Nav leads German to toilet
Blog Here's a comedy tale from Germany, about a guy whose satellite navigation system led him straight into a portable lavatory. According to the guys at The Register, when the device ordered him to "turn right now" he immediately twisted the wheel...
[October 24, 2006, 11:20]
Bouncing little robots aid the US police and military
News Worse still the blighters look unnervingly like toilet rolls. Tiny robots that jump and roll around and are "shaped like toilet rolls" (for what reason we don't know) are at this very moment being developed by the US police and military to spy on...
[November 11, 1999, 12:17]
Sharman clamps down on Kazaa Lite K++
Talkback maybe charmin toilet paper will sue sharman for stealing their name and changing the spelling? they both belong in the toilet anyway ;)
[August 21, 2004, 15:24]
IBM eliminates loo patent
News IBM has quietly eliminated a patent it received on a method for determining who gets to use the toilet next. The patent office probably should have disposed of the patent application on the toilet reservation system instead of granting it, said...
[October 14, 2002, 8:37]
Ballmer 'vowed to kill Google'
Talkback A word of advice to bully boy Ballmer "SHUT YOUR FREAKIN MOUTH " you aint worth the price of a piece of USED toilet paper ( and for those out there that lack the brain to work this one out then use a piece of toilet paper for it's designed use...
[September 5, 2005, 21:42]
Should mobile developers look East for ARPU inspiration?
Blog But your average developer newsfeed seems to have rapidly gotten over the excitement factor around suggesting that GPS map-driven services to tell us where the nearest toilet, pizza, coffee-bar is are the answer.
[January 6, 2009, 23:02]
Jesse Berst: How AOL beat Microsoft to win your future
News but good toilet seats. America Online makes lousy plumbing (remember its infamous 19-hour outage? Now, in AOL's latest effort to make an increasingly important function easier and more comfortable, the online giant is rolling out the Net equivalent...
[July 1, 1999, 9:02]
Friday: Flushing away the iLoo
Blog It seems that the Microsoft Internet Toilet is no more. Friday 16/05/2003 Woe is me. They've made a big job of canning it, though: once the Redmondians got wind of the UK iLoo, they kicked up a stink and said 'Sorry, it was just a hoax'.
[May 16, 2003, 17:59]
Manufacturer Cuts Costs and Boosts Productivity With Electronic Data Interchange
White Papers Renova is a leading European manufacturer of paper products including toilet paper, paper towels, and napkins. The company was using three applications to support Electronic Data Interchange (EDI) with some of its partners.
[December 2, 2008, 23:00]
Software giant threatens mikerowesoft
Talkback I guess I'd better take my angelsoft.com site down before I'm taken to court by the toilet paper cartel.
[January 19, 2004, 15:57]
Software giant threatens mikerowesoft
Talkback I suspect angelsoft.com is more likely to be taken to court by GOD than the toilet paper companies! heheheheh
[January 20, 2004, 1:48]
Cloning Cherie Booth and pals
Blog Comment Interesting Sponsored Link to this blog - "Luxury Toilet Hire" A truly frightening thought - surely there are enough lawyers especially in Parliament - thankfully only a virtual cloning.
[December 18, 2006, 21:29]
Skype 4.0 Ugh!!!! what have they done to what was a good looking program
Blog The next thing I did after that was rush to the toilet to throw up because what hit me in the face when it started was an absolute monster of a program.The program starts in full screen mode and when I say full screen mode it literally fills your...
[June 23, 2008, 14:51]
Microsoft wins £500m NHS contract
Talkback Decisions like this really anger me, this is the same NHS thats supposingly so strapped of cash, to just throw another half a billion pounds down the toilet? The taxpayers definately do not have their say.
[November 4, 2004, 11:08]
Ex Luna Scientia
Blog The asteroid, three times the size of Wales", "If you laid out every sheet of toilet paper used in the Emirates Stadium over the course of 90 minutes, it would cover the same area as three football pitches", "The iPod is about the size of a packet...
[October 29, 2006, 14:49]
excellent features, if you dont mind the rebooting every few minutes
Member Review Excellent high tech doorstop.well it is too light for that.maybe if it was filled with lead.seriously guys I'm seriously thinking that a log scooped up from the toilet would work better than this HORRIBLE product.we should sell this thing to evil...
[February 22, 2006, 9:42]
The Apple of Symantec's eye
Talkback A reminder to wash your hands after going to the toilet? Geez Louise, what the hell is a sanitary reminder? Is it: A reminder from the female of the species to pick up sanitary napkins/pads from the shop?
[September 30, 2005, 2:56]
